When you come back in good shape, yool find us ready to meet you; but
till then, chaw husks!"
Lookin around, this armed tyrant remarked that there would be no more
preaching that day, and sadly the congregation dispersed.
I'm heart sick. At every turn I make that Burow stares me in the face,
and counteracts my best endeavors. It's curious, though, what different
sermons kin be preached from the same text, and it's also curious how
quiet our folks listen to a ablishnist who hez muskets to back him.
PETROLEUM V. NASBY,
Lait Paster uv the Church uv the Noo Dispensashun.
XXVII.
A Pleasant Dream, the Philadelphia Convention being the Subject thereof.
CONFEDRIT x ROADS
(wich is in the Stait uv Kentucky),
July 28, 1866.
My dreams, uv wich I hev hed many doorin the past five years, hevent bin
overly pleasant; indeed, they hev taken more the shape uv hideous
nitemares than anything else--Linkin, Grant, Sherman, and armies dressed
in blue, figurin extensively therein. But last nite I hed a vision wich
more than repaid me for all I hev suffered heretofore. I hed bin at the
Corners assistin in inauguratin a new grocery.
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